Class of Miss Kate

It's random question day kids so,
All through the week as you may know
You've placed your questions in box Q
And now i'll ask them out to you
Question 1. When is it ok to kiss someone? Kat!
The Law says 18 years old. Don't mess with that!
How do you make a marriage work? Buck!
Tell your wife she is pretty when she looks like a truck
The ocean is made up of what? Louise!
She said with conviction and with utter ease
The ocean is made up of water and fish
How the fish don't drown, i just don't know miss
Oh my goodness who wrote this then...
Are women with hair under their arms really men?
Fredrick's arm shot up in the air
No Fred, they Not. With or without hair
What does it mean to be babysat? Tom?
Does it mean you have to be sitted on?
Miss why do we say 'old men' after prayers?
I believe we actually say Amen Claire
Into the classroom came bursting Fredo
Miss i need toilet but i really can't go
Fred go to the toilet and stop all the strife
I can't go said fred it's holding on for dear life
The bell rings and the kids don't want to be late
And into the chair slumps poor Miss Kate

The adventures in Vizadeem

Once i heard a someone say

that long ago and far away 

in tiny distant lands of old

there lived a man named Forumuld

We join him now to simply see

Forum spread on the settee

But wait, a knock comes at the door

when opened we see Miss Amore

"come quick! come quick!" so breathlessly

She pants, "there's an emergency"

No time for words so deep or Bold

Rushed out the door was Forumuld

"What is wrong?" he simply asked

"There's just no time!" Miss Amore gasped

One thing i've not told you yet

I'll tell you or i may forget

Miss Amore was a Wizard Queen

And ruled the land called Vizadeem

With no time to loose and none to spare

She clicked her fingers in the air

"Take us to the City Small"

Within what seemed no time at all

They landed with such graceful ease

"Come!" said Miss Amore "quick please!"

"I'm coming!!!" Forumald replied

Then they stopped and then reside

at two legs sticking in the air

"Help, Is there someone there?"

The legs belonged to Sancavan

A well known clumsy munchkin man

He'd been playing tricks on little moles

and he fell and got stuck in a hole

"We're here! Don't fear!" Said Miss Amore

"Forum's done this lots before"

"I don't use my powers any more"

She Raised her eye brow "are you sure?"

"It's dangerous and you know it Liz"

"It's not dangerous!"

"yes it is!!!"

Silence passed, what felt like years

And Forums face was moist with tears

"It was long ago and not your fault,

that Beny got trapped in that vault.

You tellaported all you could

now save the life you know you should"

After watching Sanca's legs fly wild

a little while, he wore a smile.

"It's time" Miss Amore neatly said

"If you don't help him he'll be dead.

His air is running low you see.."

Forum acted so quickly

A FLASH! of light a blink of eye

Then standing by Miss Amore's side

Was Forumald and Sancavan

The clumsy little munchkin man.

"Thanks a bunch!" he said teasing

"I was really having trouble breathing"

There really was no time to talk

For From the City came a "ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!"

Forum Started to object

But Liz's Hands were already Erect

"What's another adventure boys?

TAKE US WERE THE DANGER TOYS!"

forum grinned the biggest grin 

As Miss Amore Clicked her fingers again

And the next adventure was sublime

So i'll tell that one a different time :)

Gleny found a penny

Gleny found a peny in the dark n scary getto
He rubbed it clean and lookin mean he brought a shiny metro
With hard work and dedication he pimped his metro up
then riddin round the Getto he waved n grunted "sup"
The Girls would try to get a look at gleny in His ride
n guys were full of envy coz the girls all left their sides
But glen, he was not boastful of his wicked awsome luck
everything was going great, until he hit a duck
"That duck was lucky fool, untill you killed it dead
You'll loose luck now you killed that duck" The random wise man said
How rude and so untrue thought gleny in his head
n he shut his metro door as he went to buy some bread
Gleny returned, to find His Metro Gone 
n his heart did sink as he started to think of the wise man he thought wrong
The girls no longer ran to him n His luck had truly finished
How i wish i never killed that duck poor sweet gleny wished
n this is the whole story of Gleny and His Metro
When Gleny found a penny in the dark n scary Getto

Penny for your thoughts

Penny for my thoughts? Though you need not pay

this is what you'd hear from me, this is what i'd say

a beauty when you're happy, when something makes you laugh

you get that dimple on your chin your lovely smile of half

a beauty when your crying, though it hurts to see you down

the tears you cry are stunning, like diamonds in a crown

a beauty when your thinking, a captivating look

i cant help admire you i think you got me hooked

i'd tell you that your smile lights the world on fire

and your the very center of all that i desire

i'd tell you that the air i breathe will always get me through

because i know full well that the air i breathe is you

and just before i got to bed i pray with all my might 

that you'll be safe and happy that your future maybe bright

even though you've no idea that i am even living

the ones you love just seem to take whilst you just keep on giving

i would serve you proudly into all eternity

if you said but for a day that you and i could be

it seems that we could never be, still you burn bright in my dreams

the smile you wear's enough to make my entire body beam

so a penny for my thoughts? Though you need not pay

I'd tell you that you're beautiful in every single way.

And Ode to Stella

Stella doesnt smella bad she smellaz very nice
When i tella stella that i always smell er twice
She’s wicked fun and sassy as well as very smart
And i must say the lady has awesome taste in art
The mother of two gorgeous twins, she’s masterd mutitask
Since they learnt to run and crawl, she’s learnt to run well fast
curly hair or straight, she always does look great
Her cooking in the kitchen is of the highest rate
And now her taste in men, it really is unique 
Her latest heart throb rob is really very sheek
Dearest stella i salute you, i love you to a tee
But if you want to get to rob you’ll have to get through me.